Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. Anthony Burgess………….

“Laugh and the world laugh with you, snore and you sleep alone.”

Anthony Burgess

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. Will Rogers…….

“Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.”

Will Rogers

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. Henny Youngman………..

“If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”

Henny Youngman

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Jules Renard………….

“Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.”

Jules Renard

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. Abraham Lincoln……………

“No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.”

Abraham Lincoln

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead………

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”

Margaret Mead

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns…………..

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”

George Burns

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin………….

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

Steve Martin

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey…………

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”

Jim Carrey

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill………….

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”

Winston Churchill

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. Truman Capote

“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”

Truman Capote

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.Mark Twain

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.”

Mark Twain

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard…….

“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”

Elbert Hubbard

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.Thomas Eddison

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”

Thomas Eddison

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin………….

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

Steve Martin

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? George Carlin

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

George Carlin

You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.Jack London

“You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.”

Jack London

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.Albert Einstein

“Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.”

Albert Einstein

Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.Tom Lehrer

“Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”

Tom Lehrer

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.Dalai Lama

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

Dalai Lama

Well-behaved women seldom make history.Laurel Thatcher Ulrich,

“Well-behaved women seldom make history.”

Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

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