“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
Elbert Hubbard
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
Margaret Mead
“Laugh and the world laugh with you, snore and you sleep alone.”
Anthony Burgess
“Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.”
Will Rogers
“If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”
Henny Youngman
“No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.”
Abraham Lincoln
“Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.”
Jules Renard
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”
Jim Carrey
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
Steve Martin
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
George Burns
“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.”
Reba McEntire
